Title: Crazed and Confused
Fandom: RPS! CW/Twilight (Yeah, yeah. Judge away.)
Rating: R
Summary: Rob Pattinson's agent has had it.
Notes: Un-beta'd and inspired by the ridiculous amount of Pattinson-related press, CW and the crazy of months-long writer's block. Wrote this around Christmastime and forgot about it until, well, now. Oops.

( 'What is this?' his agent demanded. 'Why are you making out with Kellan? Why are you licking the wall?' )